Salutations to you, internet wanderer! It seems you have stumbled onto this place of pure hype. Or you were probably forced here. Either way, welcome! My name is Jason and I'm the creator of this fine, fake establishment.
What is this place of wonderment and excitement you ask?
It's a home for all of my mental masturbation. A place where I will post my multiple genre short stories and novels. A place with zany videos involving pinatas bitching about everything. A place where dwarves can hate unicorns in comic strip form. A place that I hope to maintain better as time goes on.
This is my dream for Steaming Pile of Hype. To unleash my creativity all over you in the most fun and entertaining way that I can. All I ask is that you be a little patient with me in this first year. I have a tendency to yell and scream and then find a shiny object and not do what I was yelling and screaming about. Your patience, and my patience, is needed so that I can build an inventory of stories and content. I want to post on a regular, weekly basis. That way I can counter your wondering attention span and my shiny object syndrome.
Check back on Wednesdays and Sundays as often as you can! Thanks for stopping by and please stay human. -Jason
P.S. As the year progresses I also hope to have a Twitter and Facebook account for SPofH so that way I can have all of my bases covered and entertain the shit out of you.
